My playoff predictions this year were off... As they always are. (So much for my Phillies/Tampa Bay rematch.)
I got the predictions of my two kids, my sister in law and a random coin toss. None of us got a Rangers/Giants match up.
Do you know who DID pick the Giants and the Rangers to win the pennant?
MY WIFE, LISA!
(She picked the Giants because inactive left hander Barry Zito does yoga and the Rangers because she likes Friday Night Lights.)
And do you know who else picked the Giants and the Rangers?
MY FISH, RED!
I held up pieces of paper with pictures of the team logos on either end of Red's tank. Which ever direction he swam to, I marked down as his pick.
Well guess what?
ALL OF THE FISH'S PICKS HAVE BEEN RIGHT!
But here's the rub:
My wife picked the Giants to win the World Series.
My fish picked the Rangers to win the World Series.
Lisa is already talking smack... threatening to eat sushi in front of Red if the Giants win.
So now in our household, it has come down to this. Who will reign supreme? Whose skills of prediction will win out.
Will it be my wife?
Or my fish?
I hope it is my wife.
Why?
Because first of all, I am rooting for the Giants.
And secondly, unlike Luca Brasi, I do NOT sleep with the fishes.
Why?
Because first of all, I am rooting for the Giants.
And secondly, unlike Luca Brasi, I do NOT sleep with the fishes.